Rammy loses his eyesight....

After a swift trip round stinky Sicily- we came back to the ship for lunch and a swim. We tried to sit in the sun for a while with the rest of the frying Europeans but its way too hot. (our shoes near melted) Now for the x rated bit- stop reading if you have a weak stomach. Apparently bikinis come in all sizes and bikini shops have no mirrors. There are sights on this ship that would curdle cream. Ancient huge wimmin in Fluro orange two piece swimmers who really should be covered up. I feel decidedly anorexic!!!!!! And to cover their modesty they wear see through frocks- dear god!!! One keeps walking past and rammy reckons he heard her coming and thought the ships engines had started!!! They get in the spa and all the water gets out!!!
Must go and change into my wee crochet number!!!!
PS this post was in place of a normal travel type blog because there was nothing to photograph in stinky Sicily!!!! Today's photo will therefore be rammy winning the gold medal for weight loss tactics- stand beside the fattest bloke at the bar, makes you look dead thin!!!!!
PS. Rammys eyesight has returned thanks to two young svelte eastern Europeans who decided cloth was too expensive so used dental floss for their bikini bottoms. And then did aqua aerobics in the posh pool- all by themselves. Actually rammy is very lucky to still have his eyesight ;))))
And he has pointed out my spelling and grammar errors- so- just to make it clear- I don't spell check or even
read the posts- so make it up for yourselves if it doesn't make sense
!!!!!
More soon xxx